topic posted Sun, February 11, 2007 - 9:27 AM by  Mad
what song do you sing to the owner of a daschund?

'whoopee tay aye a, get a long little doggie...'
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offline Mad
SF Bay Area
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    Sun, February 11, 2007 - 9:41 AM
    I remember having to help a friend trim the fur off his little canine companion. It was a moment of shear terrier.
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      Sun, February 11, 2007 - 10:29 AM
      did it give them a new leash on life?
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        Sun, February 11, 2007 - 10:37 AM
        Oh, Greg. That was ruff.
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          Sun, February 11, 2007 - 11:12 AM
          hope it didn't make you hot under the collar. it wouldn't setter nice example for the children.
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            Sun, February 11, 2007 - 12:37 PM
            My fiiend's dog - it's a herding breed - has a habit it chasing down their 2-year old son and good naturedly pinning him to the ground. Sometimes he gets a little hot under the collie.
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              Sun, February 11, 2007 - 1:14 PM
              It'd be nice if no one got herd.
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                Sun, February 11, 2007 - 1:34 PM
                Well did you know that Mick Jagger has one of those mini collies? Yeah - Haven't you heard him sing "Gimme Sheltie"?
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                  Sun, February 11, 2007 - 1:51 PM
                  Yes, but have you seen Mick's paw lately? He's looking like Shih Tzu.

                  [on a side note...Nancy's pun reminded me of a band called Bran Van 3000 with a song called "Gimme Sheldon"]
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                    Sun, February 11, 2007 - 6:59 PM
                    Wow. Lots of posts by Greg today with hardly any paws.
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                      Mon, February 12, 2007 - 3:47 PM
                      I do enjoy Nicole's posts - free-thinking and you can't boxer in anywhere. I just want to pinscher sometimes.
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              Sun, February 25, 2007 - 6:04 PM
              I heard of a dog that really liked cantaloupe and watermelon. He was a real melon collie, Baby!
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            Wed, February 28, 2007 - 11:18 PM
            I rish setters wouldn't charge so much to take care of the children.
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      Sun, March 25, 2007 - 9:06 PM
      I remember knowing a dog who would take off whenever he heard water running. It explained why his owner could never find his bath pug.
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    Tue, February 13, 2007 - 7:36 AM
    Gotta lift my leg in salute to all these doggone awful puns! You all have marked new territories in wordplay.
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      Tue, February 13, 2007 - 11:21 AM
      I don't know about the rest of the members of this tribe, but every time I take a dog for a walk, I feel like a heel.
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        Tue, February 13, 2007 - 12:19 PM
        When I walk my dog I like to listen to Pooch-ini on my i-pawd.
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          Tue, February 13, 2007 - 1:30 PM
          That's classical, Nicole!

          Takes me back to the days when Ormandy used to conduct the local symphony; he was noted for achieving that "Philadelphia hound."
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            Tue, February 13, 2007 - 2:28 PM
            I trust your local symphony is conducting itself accordianly and is no longer dogged by tails of woe. I hope these puns weren't too re-pug-nant. It's difficult to take a music pun and whippet together with a musical one.
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            Tue, February 13, 2007 - 6:39 PM
            > Takes me back to the days when Ormandy used to conduct the local symphony; he was noted for achieving that "Philadelphia hound."

            Yeah - on my area map the old music hall is K-9.
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              Thu, February 15, 2007 - 8:22 AM
              "Yeah - on my area map the old music hall is K-9."

              Affirmative, mistress. The Doctor is in danger.
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        Mon, March 5, 2007 - 8:09 AM
        I took my dog to a training class once. One guy, instead of petting his dog when he obeyed, sang, "Whippet Good!"
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          Mon, March 5, 2007 - 8:10 AM
          Amazingly, the teacher in the class never used a pointer!
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            Mon, March 5, 2007 - 9:55 AM
            Lassie, Lassie, your paws-itively holding me at bay! I am left mutt-ering to myself that your bark is worse than your bite. Labra-doodles to you!

            This is not a pun but : My friend taught his dog Bella to sit up and beg. He uses the command, "Show me your tits".
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      Tue, February 13, 2007 - 3:12 PM
      Speaking of territories.....

      Recently a friend took a Greyhound to visit Newfoundland, but got hassled by a Border Terrier because he forgot his passport. He's such an Airedale.....
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    Fri, February 16, 2007 - 12:39 AM
    I beg your paw-don,but I am neu-ter this place.
    For me it is a new-found-land, and I find it fetching.
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    Fri, February 16, 2007 - 2:03 PM
    The latest high fashion item for celebrity dogs is a cellphone - a little bluetooth unit imbedded in their neckwear. Yup, now Fifi will have ring around the collar!
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    Fri, February 16, 2007 - 11:51 PM
    I do so enjoy kibble-itzing with waggish word hounds.
    I hope you'll let me spay?
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    Sun, February 18, 2007 - 5:21 PM
    what dog inherits anna nicole smith's fortune?

    the heir dale
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      Mon, February 19, 2007 - 7:59 PM
      Dachsun is exactly what I'm talking about.
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        Dogs for this and Dogs for that.

        Tue, February 20, 2007 - 2:47 AM
        Dachsun off.
        Looking Dachsun.
        Dachsun, but I believe she left a daughter.
        Both of whom was not/never will be dogs.
        But the first Smith threw herself
        And was fed.
        Fresh meat to the paparazzi.
        Some were airheads; I mean airedales.
        Others were Afghans who hounded her.
        At times they even Terrierized her.
        Yet they didn't seem to bother her about her A-kid-a until ANS was Mala-mute.
        Those American Bulldogs, which I will admit she looked for a time like a bulldog too.
        It must have been those Eskimo Pies, which are the Pits if you are trying to diet,
        Stasfforshire. Spanieling on water, as if she were an Anatolian Shepherd, with her flock,
        Dogtling in Australia with her Basse[n]et[t], bearded cause she shaved as a young girl
        to impress the Bloodhounds or Bluebloods, I can't remember.
        Barbara Boxer was an interested party, "Geehuahua!" I know, but then the Boxer has always been a Sharpie,
        A bit like ANS at the dinner table: Chow Chow.
        Which I know we've beaten these dogs to death, and I should Coolie it.
        It turns out ANS was a Doll Martian,
        Who got Pinchered by the boys.
        There were English Cockers and Flat Coat Retrievers at the door.
        Some where German, others just had Golden Hair.
        I believe there was a Great Dane, who came in a Grayhound, joined by a Havanese.
        And some Irish guy who had to wolf down his breakfast as the bus was outside.
        Another was too busy labradoodling on a pad in the car seat to see that ANS
        Had Mixed Breed her feelings about the arrival of all these dogs and
        Called it a Horse and Pony Show.
        People were Pekingese over the fences.
        Some were Pomeranian with long sticks over the Ivy-laden walls just to get a Poodle?
        Some Rott-weilered they waited outside.
        There were those who were Saints named Bernard and still another who
        Took to Tree Walking. I believe her name was Vizsla. She was a good sport: Golden shorthaired and wiry, full of energy, affectionate, easy to train, eager to please, smart, intelligent, loyal, sensitive and a quick learner. I liked that she loved field sports and if I was consistent but gentle she'd take to corrections. Vizsla loved children and other dogs, but boy how she would bark at strangers. Sometimes she would Weimaraner at them like a Yorkshire Terry.

        In all, this post has gone to the dogs. I need a Dauxenation, if you know what I mean.

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        Sun, February 25, 2007 - 6:05 PM
        Get with the times! It's not Dachshund anymore, it's Nissan!
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          Mon, February 26, 2007 - 7:37 AM
          I thought that was a Japanese opera aria.... Nissan Dorma
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            Tue, March 6, 2007 - 9:12 AM
            Dog gone, you guys really make me howl! Sometimes it's your mastiff wit that pekes my fancy. Other times, though, well, the puns just ain't worth Jack, Russell. I mean, they really stink, no bull, dog.
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    Thu, April 26, 2007 - 12:24 PM
    I was just thinking of starting up a dog thread, but then remembered there was already one here. I didn't remember it by myself, though; my Shep heard about it and told me! Lucky I have a smart dog, or I'd be in the doghouse!

    Hey, did you hear about the Persian cheerleaders? They use Pompom-Iranians! Chihuahua on that for awhile!

    If I got fatter, would I be Terrier?

    And then there was the can of olives I had that was supposed to have been pitted! I found one in there, though! So I sued the company for "pit bull".

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