>Have you ever...Put your foot in your mouth? It makes one quite flexible to the possibility that our brains can be full of toe jam sometimes.<

I do Bikram Yoga: ("I put the left one in and then the left one out and do the hokey pokey and turn myself around.")

Often someone in front of me puts their pointed toes in my mouth.

Because it is so early in the morning, I sometimes wonder if I am having breakfast.

Other times, I wonder if I should just leave quickly.

Inevitably, I end up getting stuck.

(Can someone throw me a rope?)

is that why they're called toensils?