anybody else excited about the post season? sorry, wrong tribe.
you know why it's always cool at san francisco baseball games? all those giant fans.
did you hear the giants hired betty crocker to be their new hitting coach? they heard betty crocker makes a better batter. i hear she's also an expert on bundting.
some people say baseball's not important, but hey, they talk about it in the bible. (ever read the bible? it's a good book.) you know, 'in the big inning...'
i took my spanish friend to the ballgame and he said he thought the fans were really polite. 'after they all stood up they asked me 'jose, can you see?'
you know why it's always cool at san francisco baseball games? all those giant fans.
did you hear the giants hired betty crocker to be their new hitting coach? they heard betty crocker makes a better batter. i hear she's also an expert on bundting.
some people say baseball's not important, but hey, they talk about it in the bible. (ever read the bible? it's a good book.) you know, 'in the big inning...'
i took my spanish friend to the ballgame and he said he thought the fans were really polite. 'after they all stood up they asked me 'jose, can you see?'
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Re: Baseball
Tue, October 3, 2006 - 2:10 PMI am having a ball with these puns, they strike me as funny. I don't play baseball - in fact, when I knocked over my Coke that was the last time I made a pop-fly. I once hit a homer and he said "D'oh!" -
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Tue, October 3, 2006 - 3:26 PMat least you didn't use foul or base language. it shows you're centered and not a mound of hostility.
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Tue, October 3, 2006 - 4:59 PM>did you hear the giants hired betty crocker to be their new hitting coach? they heard betty crocker makes a better batter. i hear she's also an expert on bundting.
That lady always rises to the occasion. Her hitting is just the icing on the cake. -
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Thu, October 5, 2006 - 8:19 AMI thought Betty Crocker was a little half-baked. We don't kneed her stirring things up. Not even sure why she was thrown into the mix in the first place. -
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Fri, October 6, 2006 - 2:33 PMpoor betty crocker, rip: died of a yeast infection. -
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 9:53 PMI heard she had burned her buns! -
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 1:39 PMI apologize; I didn't mean to be so base.
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Re: Baseball
Thu, October 5, 2006 - 8:30 AMWe'll now have a moment of silence for the recent demise of the Philadelphia Filets; they got carved up in the recent wild card race. Couldn't steak their claim to a playoff spot.
I Met a New Yorker once; but he Yanked my chain for being from Philly. -
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Thu, October 5, 2006 - 1:46 PMI met someone like that. Maybe they're Twins. -
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Fri, October 6, 2006 - 8:22 PMWell, they certainly were no Angels. I just want to strike foul people like that.
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there's a new star in heaven tonight
Thu, October 12, 2006 - 1:04 PMthe new yankee clipper. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Thu, October 12, 2006 - 1:44 PMI thought a Yankee Clipper was a New England mohel. Oy! -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Thu, October 12, 2006 - 2:19 PMYou know what a New England mohel charges? $20 plus tips. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Thu, October 12, 2006 - 6:15 PMReminds me of that old standard.
"You must remember this, a briss is still a briss..." -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 13, 2006 - 10:32 AM"You must remember this, a briss is still a briss..."
what a cutting remark. and the surgeon wouldn't accept a salary: he only took tips. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 13, 2006 - 1:41 PMHe'd have to put his knife, bandages and antiseptic in an autoclave to sterilze his bris-kit.
Then there was the deaf-mute surgeon: a no-tell mohel.
Or the one who tended to get involved too much in family disputes: an embroiled mohel. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Mon, October 16, 2006 - 1:02 PMThen there were the three knuclehead surgeons: Curly, Larry and Mohel.
Or the fictional British trio of Mr. Toad, Ratty and Mohel. "There is nothing, absolutely nothing, quite so pleasant as messing about with a knife...." -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 20, 2006 - 9:46 AMWait--is this a baseball thread? I think you're all trying to make a mound out of a mohel. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 20, 2006 - 9:51 AMNow, don't get all umpetty about that last call. If you guys want to bring in a sub in the last inning, it's no skin off my---um, nose. -
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Fri, October 20, 2006 - 12:40 PMDon't be such a prick! -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 27, 2006 - 11:02 AMReminds me of the clumsy mohel who accidently wiped the sweat off his brow while holding the young man's, um.... He had a prick of conscience.
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Fri, October 27, 2006 - 11:09 AM<Wait--is this a baseball thread?>
Yep. We were just sitting here; watching the base runners torah 'round the diamond. -
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Re: there's a new star in heaven tonight
Sat, March 1, 2008 - 3:39 PMBaseball thread? Would that be that red stitching on the outside?
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Re: Baseball
Fri, October 27, 2006 - 10:44 AMdid you hear the two world series teams made a trade?
detroit gave them an inge and they took a. miles.
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Re: Baseball
Thu, February 28, 2008 - 2:10 PM"i'm listening to the first spring training game on the radio."
"what's the score?"
"ten two."
"ten to what?"
"ten to your own business."
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 1:51 PMdid you hear about the chinese baseball team?
hu's on first. -
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 1:58 PMOh Mad - you're trying to bring out the worst in me.
I have a response about a very slutty girl being on second, but I will save it for another inning. -
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 4:11 PMTranslation: You'll have to catcher at a good time. -
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 4:17 PMWell, as long as you have a diamond, she's yours. -
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Re: Baseball
Fri, February 29, 2008 - 4:34 PMHow has the weather been where you are? I remember getting stuck in a blizzard once, and it was quite awhile before we were dug out.
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Re: Baseball
Sat, March 1, 2008 - 12:14 PMAlexander the Great was awesome; in charge of the whole umpire.
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Re: Baseball
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 12:19 PMWhy is Carol Doda depressed?
Because thanks to Barry Zito she's no longer the biggest bust in San Francisco!
