This is a specific game, please read and understand rules before playing.

The game starts with a simple sentence. Every "entry" in the game is play off this original sentence, and is required to be played of the same part of the original sentence. (If everybody is playing off the verb, you don't get to play off the noun.)
Every "entry" in the game MUST include a setup, explaining WHY your entry works. You cannot just holler out (or in this case type) random variations. You HAVE to include a setup.
You may not repeat an entry previously made, unless your setup is better than the previous setup.
The more painful the joke, the better. (But since this is online, we must be careful to watch out for offensive language… I suggest XXXX in the subject line to indicate offensive language?)
Please only one entry per reply. Give someone else a chance.

Here is an example:
Hassan Chop!

On the toilet, he says, "Hassan, plop!"
When he feeds the pigs, does he say, "Hassan, slop"?
When he listens to the radio, he says, "Hassan Mm-Bop!"