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all the animals in noah's ark came in pairs, except for the worms...they came in apples!
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Unsu...
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 2:39 PMAh yes, that was from Genesis... at least until Peter Gabriel left. There must be some misunderstanding...
I was always confused by one of the stories in the Bible. The woman who kept hitting the column. She was Lot's wife and she turned into a pillar assault.
I was also surprised to see the baseball reference in the first line of Genesis - in the big inning... -
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 4:56 PMI can't answer the question What Would Jesus Drive, but I do know what the apostles drove - it's in the bible "The apostles came together in one Accord." -
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 6:14 PMPsalm might say that's testament to a quality car design. -
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 7:17 PMYet salame might say it's a lot of baloney.
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 4:50 PMI've also heard that it's biblical to have a motorcycle. It's supposed to be a good argument for teenagers to use on their parents. After all, it says, "and David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 10:30 PMArk thou going to bring that one up again? That leaves me sheepish. I'd be lion if I didn't say that was catty and shellfish! -
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Fri, April 20, 2007 - 10:36 PMYou forgot piggish - but perhaps you operate under the maxim: We will serve no swine before its time. -
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Sat, April 21, 2007 - 9:59 PMWell then, wine don't you just go pig out somewhere! Just don't vark too aard! (I got that last one from a greeting card. Must have been the one with the caardvark on it!) Or maybe you can just ask your aunt what's eating her! Or...or...go off raven about something up adove! And while we're at it, giraffe to be so literal? Don't need no hippo-crates here! Rhino where you can get some, though; the doctor's office!
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 11:30 AMMoses said, Lord, do I have a headache.
The Lord responded, take these two tablets... -
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 12:24 PMAnd those who fought over the bread from heaven had a manna war! -
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 12:25 PMAs the Beav would say, "Golly, Moses!" -
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 1:43 PMIt has long been said that Eve was the first computer user in history. According to the story of the garden of Eden, she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other. -
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Mon, October 12, 2009 - 11:14 PMI heard that Adam was a poet. He was known as "The Bard of Paradise".
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 1:46 PM[Not a pun... just funny.]
And Jesus said to them, "Who do you say that I am?"
And did one then reply: "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships."
And Jesus said unto him, "What?"
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Unsu...
Speaking of religion...
Mon, April 23, 2007 - 1:54 PMThere was an African chieftain who was so religious that he forebade the killing of animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and the cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starving in the wilds, they began feeding on humans. The terrified populace petitioned their leader to rescind his edict, but he refused, so they overthrew him. Not only was the revolt successful, it was the first time in history that a reign was called on account of game. -
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 4:52 PMNow that one had a gamey quality about it! At least they admitted they were revolting!
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Mon, July 30, 2007 - 8:55 AMWe definitely need less of that lion and cheetahing during the game!
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Thu, August 20, 2009 - 7:36 PMwhy was adam's wife called eve?
because when she appeared man's day of happiness was drawing to a close. -
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Fri, August 21, 2009 - 6:19 PMMy priest claims that on the Transfiguration, Christ told the apostles not to watch TV. It's right in there, "Television to no one."
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