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if the creator got a cold would he be ian phlegming?
if hannibal lechter served him as a fillet, would that be "Boned...james bond."
at first they thought sean connery would be the only bond, but then they decided they could have one moore.
if hannibal lechter served him as a fillet, would that be "Boned...james bond."
at first they thought sean connery would be the only bond, but then they decided they could have one moore.
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Re: 007
Thu, November 20, 2008 - 11:09 AMHow many Bonds have there been? Can you quantum?
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 8:11 AMWhen he got sleepy they called him James Yawned.
I think the orcs tried to use him to break the gates of the city. They called him James Grond. -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 8:42 AMWhen he had the Midas Touch they called him Gold Bond. -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 8:46 AMIf they made a movie of his life after spying, when he has a wife and kids… would they call it "The Ties That Bond" or "Bonded Together"? -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 8:57 AMThe soundtrack would most definitely have to include Lionel Richie's "Stuck on You."
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 10:39 AMthe last time i flew to the east they were showing an 007 movie--it was outward bond.
and then when they showed the same damned flick on the return flight it was, of course, homeward bond. -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 10:56 AMI took the same flight, but got screwed - they were out of bonds. -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 10:57 AMAll this bondage is fun, but I have to get back to work. -
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Fri, November 21, 2008 - 7:10 PMThey had this thing at our local cemetery that didn't work - they called them Bury Bonds. -
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Wed, November 26, 2008 - 2:49 PMWhen magicians go to medical school, do they get an abra cadaver?
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Wed, November 26, 2008 - 6:58 PMThen there are the fruit-flavored candies. The Berry Bonbons.
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