Country Names

topic posted Wed, October 12, 2005 - 8:23 AM by  Dog
Try to come up with a story using country names:

'Chad' and I got 'Hungary' so we ate 'Turkey'. I had some 'Chile' too, eat it fast, although I hate to 'Russia'.
Chad said 'Urugay' just because you like to 'Sweden' your coffee, so I had to 'Czech' his head.

And so on.....
what fun!
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offline Dog
  • Unsu...
    When you're Hungary, you're nothing Budapest. We've done nation puns before, so there's Norway I want to do more. I'm Finnish now so I'll Thai this up by saying I'm Syria-s that it Israeli the truth that Samoa puns would be a bad idea. I Haiti to break that to you. :-)
    • I've got Togo. Austria later!
      • Unsu...
        Yemen, Kenya dig it? It's so India-ering that you want to play this game! Irish that there were a Brazil-lion phrases!
      • Unsu...
        Abyssinia, Eric!
        • Well, if Chad and you got Hungary, and decided to eat some Turkey, you should have dipped it in a bit of Greece, and it might have been more satisfiying.

          Or if that still wasn't tasty enough, you could have tried adding some herbs, maybe that one, lets see, what's it called, sweet Sicely. Yeah, that might have sorted it out for you. Bon appetit!
          • Iran for miles to eat Chile on China, but they wouldn't take a Czech. Chad is my Niger, so we had Togo somewhere for Seoul food. "Ghana get some good grub. Benin there before! Oh Malawi," Kenya dig it?
            • Unsu...
              Yesterday morning, while wearing my new shoes wth the black Seouls, I took a Cuba frozen chocolate Malta and put it in my Java to Sweden it a bit, but I spilled some and then slipped on the floor... My wife comes in, sees the mess I made and says, "Oman, Jamaican me crazy! Lookit Denmarks you Belize'n on da floor - Honderas outta here, you Congo make a mess somewhere else."
              I Benin worse trouble than this before, but Yemen, Iran outta that kitchen so fast, it was Nepal I could do not to Cameroon off the walls.
              • Unsu...
                Maybe if you quit Russian, you'd be less of a Spain.
                • Unsu...
                  I Canada disagree with you.
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
                    Hey Just, what Suriname, your real one?

                    You guys are so good at this you've taken all the best countries! The Romaniaing ones are too hard to work with. I keep coming up with ideas and then I Czech back and find it's already been done. If I had a Guinea for each time I tried, I could retire to the Cayman Islands. By Georgia, though, I just keep trying!

                    I said to my husband, "hey, Rwanda help me pick Samoa names?" but he said he was too Timored. He said, "if I get it wrong, Denmarks will be made against me on tribe."

                    Norway, I said, tribe's not like that:-) But he wasn't up for Havana go.

                    I'd Haiti for you guys to think I was quitting, but I'm Finnished. I'm at a Laos as to what more I can say. To tell you the truth, I may have to go Taiwan on after all this brainstorming. Yeah, a good Malta whiskey is just what I need right now. Or maybe a nice Cuba Libra. Care to join me? We can go Dutch on the cost. Well, ciao, as they say in Italy.
                    • Unsu...
                      Very well done Farrah.
                      I have been Peru-sing this thread feeling like a Guyana bender myself. Too many Falkland puns (sorry for my profanity) - Namibia I'm being too hasty here... Angloa look for others...
                      • Unsu...
                        I hope you don't get a Chile reception.
                        • Unsu...
                          • knock knock - anyone india
                            • I realise this isn't exactly a pun. OK, OK, so it's not a pun at all, it's a joke, but don't flame me, alright?! Just enjoy!!

                              NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

                              A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
                              They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
                              The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

                              "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

                              "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

                              "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' bouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
  • You did show up soon enough, so you left him a hanging Chad.
    How Hanoi-ing!
    • I hate to Singapore song here, but you lot have taken all the best tunes. This may be the Swansea song of the thread. I will try to stay Aboriginal, but I may Oslo repeat a few favorites. But, that Chad. Mersey, did he get around in this thread. I think I'll just leave Himalayan there. I mean, how many Thames can you repeat the same line before it becomes a Pisa crap? I prefer the unChartred territory, myself; nothing comParis to a fresh Angolan a thing. That's always Nice.
      • I'm Havana blast reading all of these. Ural really funny. I Congo all night long reading these puns. African love them! Well, I'd love to stick around but I'm Ghana Finnish cleaning my house.
        • I may be twisting this a bit, but here goes:

          "He's lying," thought Inspector Brannigan, as the curator of ancient armor - quickly penetrating the disguises and fingering the two suspects in the lineup of international museum thieves, "The Austrian is behind the breastplate, and the Czech is in the mail."

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