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I'm a geologist in real life. I know my faults and take nothing for granite. Puns are invited, but remember, be gneiss!
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Re: Geology for a new type of pun-ishment.
Sat, October 2, 2010 - 10:11 AMHoping that it becomes crystal clear to you all. -
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 10:11 AMhelp out this old fossil...... -
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 10:12 AMI'm still hanging around the house, but I can make the bedrock. -
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 10:12 AMAnd remember, only a geologist is a true rock star. We will rock your world. -
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 11:43 AMRhino, I'd love to contribute, but every time I strata come up with something, agate all confused, and lose my train of thought. I guess Im just too stoned! -
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Re: Geology for a new type of pun-ishment.
Sat, October 2, 2010 - 11:28 PMI tried to fly my malachite and it came crashing down on my head!
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 11:29 PMWilma be you'll stay in bed if you strap yourself in with a rock band. -
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Sat, October 2, 2010 - 11:32 PMJust watch out for those pyrite ships! I've heard those guys can be real sneaky - kind of serpentine. I know a Jade like to poop on one's head. -
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Sun, October 3, 2010 - 1:19 AMMan, it takes stones to post some of these puns. I haven't got the sand to add anything right now. Geode better get with it!. -
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Sun, October 3, 2010 - 8:06 AMArgh, I'm being basaulted by (un)earthly puns. They're coming like a landslide now, that's fissure. -
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Sun, October 3, 2010 - 8:39 AMSince I have injured my neck I am going to have a rather sedimentary day after Mass at St. Igneous, I am irked that I am in so much pain but it's nobody's fault. -
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Sun, October 3, 2010 - 8:48 AMWell, Darla, since you recently wrecked the Accord, if you go anywhere, you'll have to take the Geo, logically! -
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Sun, October 3, 2010 - 7:51 PMI once knew a girl whose favorite mineral was cummingtonite. I thought it had the right cleavage. Ah...parting was such sweet sorrow. -
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Mon, October 4, 2010 - 11:34 AMUm, getting a bit rocky with that one, Rhino. May need to smooth off some of those rough edges. -
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Mon, October 4, 2010 - 6:05 PMPardon me, I'll be more tectonic in my thinking. -
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Mon, October 4, 2010 - 8:40 PMSchist, people. Can't we all just get along? Shift already! -
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Tue, October 5, 2010 - 7:12 PMSticks sandstones...we shale overcome! -
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Tue, October 5, 2010 - 8:21 PMNow be gneiss here. I don't want to gypsum of you from the best possible puns yet. -
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Wed, October 6, 2010 - 7:28 AMCan yon stone be moved to improve my view of the Rockies?
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Sat, October 9, 2010 - 12:12 AMYou should be put in prism for that, Ken!
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Wed, October 13, 2010 - 12:59 AMHow long did you fissure that one? -
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Mon, November 8, 2010 - 3:07 PMWe may talk tuff as geologists, but we're still all wacke. -
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Sun, January 16, 2011 - 5:19 PMWaw you really erupted into puns there! -
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Sun, January 16, 2011 - 5:23 PMSome of them were marble-ous. -
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Sun, January 16, 2011 - 9:16 PMSo you just met a morph? ICK!
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Tue, May 29, 2012 - 6:21 PMWell, you'll need the right bait to become a good fissure! -
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Fri, June 1, 2012 - 4:40 PMTerry, that remark was a basalt to my intelligence.
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Wed, February 9, 2011 - 4:34 PMI am reading this while sitting (on my ass-urite) in my rocking chair. Some of these puns are rock solid! -
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Thu, February 10, 2011 - 12:14 PMWell, it's been stoney silent for a while… -
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Fri, April 1, 2011 - 11:32 AMI'm sorry, I have not yet found a new orogenous zone here. -
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Sat, April 2, 2011 - 7:42 PMRock on! -
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Wed, April 6, 2011 - 9:33 AMDon't worry. I'll rock the world with my works...... -
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Wed, April 6, 2011 - 9:46 AMYou must be stoned...(not as a punishment...) -
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Fri, April 8, 2011 - 1:16 PMNo, but folks do refer to me as the salt of the Earth -
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Mon, May 9, 2011 - 3:37 AMExcuse MOH! hope you don't have a mean STREAK! I don't want to pay ATOLL for writing here. I just want to stay on MY TOPSET BED, have soft BEDDING ORE a working BASIN, occasionally go to a BAR, and live in my BASEMENT, that would be OOLITEful.
[Got 11 lashes of pun-ishment and it still makes sense! I like the OOLITEful the best] -
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Sat, May 14, 2011 - 2:44 PMI dunno. I'm a bit Jaded about getting too far underground. -
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Mon, May 16, 2011 - 12:50 PMYeah, well, I got mine! -
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Sat, May 28, 2011 - 10:00 AMUnder the weight of all these puns, I feel like I'm about to cave in.
With love under will,
Bob, Adastra,
The Wizzard of Jacksonville -
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Wed, June 1, 2011 - 10:33 AMFeeling depressed, Adastra?
Try talking about sinkholes. -
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Wed, June 1, 2011 - 10:36 AM**TRUE STORY**
I was talking with some fellow engineering geologists last week about new developments in culvert design and remediation, and some of the technological advancements that had been made lately. My supervisor asked me why I went to the meeting. I told him that I just wanted to see what new things were coming down the pipe.
He ejected me from his office.
"Bad punster! Begone!"
YES. My work was done.
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Wed, June 1, 2011 - 11:59 AM>>>Try talking about sinkholes.<<<
I can't sink holes. They're already at rock bottom. Have you ever been out drinking with Harry Lime--stoned? It's no easy ride on a shear fault, bereave me.
Oh, holy crap, I'm devolving into an obligative cavernicole.
With lava under will,
Bob, Adastra,
The Wizzard of Jacksonville -
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Thu, April 26, 2012 - 11:19 PMA gentleman from our chemical lab came to see me about rock chemical analyses he'd done. I told him that he should be glad He wasn't dealing with Cargill or Morton, because then he'd have to take his numbers with a grain of salt. -
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Fri, April 27, 2012 - 11:08 AMI'm an old fossil myself. Such an old fossil, I'm practically a trilobite. Not exactly a pun, I know, so sue me from here to the Paleozoic.
With love under will,
Bob, Adastra,
The Wizzard of Jacksonville -
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Fri, April 27, 2012 - 11:16 AMYeah, Adastra… improve your puns ORE else! -
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Thu, May 17, 2012 - 2:47 PMWhat is it, his Tertiary or Quaternary attempt?
Only down in Australia is Ediacaran (Edie a -caring)
Just like drilling for oil. I'm working at the bottom of the barrel with these puns.
But that's OK...I know my faults.
In the middle of the night, I still think that a double mattress king bed pushing apart is like a mid-ocean ridge with a spreading center. -
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Mon, May 21, 2012 - 5:31 AM"In the middle of the night, I still think that a double mattress king bed pushing apart is like a mid-ocean ridge with a spreading center." LOVE that! -
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Tue, May 22, 2012 - 5:37 AMAnd when the covers get pushed in the center?
Sheet dikes. (that made ME groan)
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Tue, May 29, 2012 - 6:23 PMThat's so dium!
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Tue, May 29, 2012 - 6:22 PMSounds like you need to get your asteroid out of here! -
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Wed, May 30, 2012 - 12:05 PMI don't think getting my asteroid out would have a lot of impact.
And Bo may know football, but he knows nothing about impacts......and if he says he does.....bolide. -
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Fri, June 1, 2012 - 12:53 PMRhino, what the heck are you doing with dykes in your sheets. How will you ever get any action that way?
With love under will,
Bob, Adastra,
The Wizzard of Jacksonville -
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Fri, June 1, 2012 - 1:23 PMIt's not entirely his fault… -
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Sun, June 24, 2012 - 12:33 AMI'm just not taking it for granite....
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Mon, December 31, 2012 - 10:18 PMI had wondered about that! Well, now that the news leaked out about the dykes, we'd better keep an eye on him. And the leaks!
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Fri, November 30, 2012 - 2:33 PMI have to in quary to see if I dig this post but I seem entrenched in a pair a docks, old soles may have said a mints in the past.
Enviromental clean up a re-claymation?
Fire works launched into the strata sphere close to a known rock band high light knee on impressions.
Meat eater rights add a salt to peta fried fossilosophy.
Met a more fickle female turned in to my low night.
