All wet

topic posted Mon, July 28, 2008 - 4:49 PM by  Mad
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why did the divining rod maker go to the hallmark store?

he wanted a 'get well soon' card!
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Mad
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  • Re: All wet

    Mon, October 12, 2009 - 2:15 PM
    The divining rod maker was always late. He kept dowsing off.
    • Re: All wet

      Mon, October 12, 2009 - 11:03 PM
      Then there was the guy who would dip his divining rod in his dinner and flip it on a canvas. He did great impressions of rod stew art.
      • Re: All wet

        Sun, November 29, 2009 - 6:52 PM
        I honestly knew a devout man who was a diviner. I think he heard the expression "Come hell or high water" and chose his profession then and there.

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