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Barn-none

topic posted Fri, July 21, 2006 - 8:28 AM by  nicole m
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This is a real headline:

"Barbaro remains Stable"
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nicole m
Philadelphia
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    Re: Barn-none

    Fri, July 21, 2006 - 8:51 AM
    The mane thing is to hoof some compassion for Barbaro. Mustn't foal around.

    The thing with a racehorse is people go through any lengths to gate them through the stretch.

    Nicole - how are things in Philly? I've heard some stories about your city's Mare.
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      Fri, July 21, 2006 - 10:23 AM
      Weasel, you old nag! You'll do anything to glue a string of puns together!
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        Re: Barn-none

        Fri, July 21, 2006 - 10:45 AM
        Hay, maybe I would. Wouldn't be the first time I punned until I was horse, but I ain't what I used to be. These puns are not my best and they may leave you colt.

        I remember hearing about one horse that would only race in the dark - it was a real night mare. Be careful when making jokes about a race horse - you never know when they'll take a fence.
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          Re: Barn-none

          Sat, July 22, 2006 - 10:55 AM
          As long as someone doesn't stirrup any trouble, I say we roan with it. Wouldn't want to rein in the fun.
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            Sat, July 22, 2006 - 11:11 AM
            Hey, whatever happened to Jim? Gym-khana knew what he was doing.
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              Sun, July 23, 2006 - 12:06 AM
              This may be a long shot, but I'd lay odds that you guys are pulling in the last stretch for some of these, and I don't exacta like that. Maybe you're just feeling your oats here, but I could snort like a Man-O-War at some of these puns. I'm not so sure you all are stable.
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                Re: Barn-none

                Sun, July 23, 2006 - 4:23 AM
                Sounds like someone should be saddled with keeping track.
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                  Sun, July 23, 2006 - 3:57 PM
                  Hay, Greg, I nominate you to keep track. You are so level-headed; alfalfa anyone's bull.
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                    Re: Barn-none

                    Sun, July 23, 2006 - 5:41 PM
                    If I get into trouble, who'll bale me out?
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                      Sun, July 23, 2006 - 7:50 PM
                      Maybe we should draw straws?
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                        Sun, July 23, 2006 - 7:55 PM
                        You and your loft-y ideas.
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                          Sun, July 23, 2006 - 8:44 PM
                          Switching fields a bit, the other night I was trying to think of a farm pun to impress a woman I met- but I couldn't come up with one I thought would a tractor.
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                            Sun, July 23, 2006 - 9:36 PM
                            Forgive my irrigation with you, but why did you feel that you needed to impress her? Maybe you need to overall your expectations. As my friend Boris says, you're goodonov for anyone.
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                              Re: Barn-none

                              Mon, July 24, 2006 - 7:49 AM
                              >>> As my friend Boris says, you're goodonov for anyone.

                              If he's Russian, tell him to slow down a bit.

                              >>> Forgive my irrigation with you...

                              Water you trying to tell him? Are you trying to tap into something? Well?

                              As for the farm puns, I see we're still plowiing along, reaping havoc as we sow often do.
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                                Mon, July 24, 2006 - 7:53 AM
                                I usually just get a kernel of an idea, then it germinates into something so corny it's hardly with shearing.
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                            Mon, July 24, 2006 - 8:17 AM
                            > I was trying to think of a farm pun to impress a woman I met- but I couldn't come up with one I thought would a tractor.

                            ow, it hurts

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