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topic posted Fri, July 21, 2006 - 8:28 AM by  nicole m
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This is a real headline:

"Barbaro remains Stable"
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nicole m
Philadelphia
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  • Unsu...
     
    The mane thing is to hoof some compassion for Barbaro. Mustn't foal around.

    The thing with a racehorse is people go through any lengths to gate them through the stretch.

    Nicole - how are things in Philly? I've heard some stories about your city's Mare.
    • Weasel, you old nag! You'll do anything to glue a string of puns together!
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        Hay, maybe I would. Wouldn't be the first time I punned until I was horse, but I ain't what I used to be. These puns are not my best and they may leave you colt.

        I remember hearing about one horse that would only race in the dark - it was a real night mare. Be careful when making jokes about a race horse - you never know when they'll take a fence.
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          As long as someone doesn't stirrup any trouble, I say we roan with it. Wouldn't want to rein in the fun.
          • Hey, whatever happened to Jim? Gym-khana knew what he was doing.
            • This may be a long shot, but I'd lay odds that you guys are pulling in the last stretch for some of these, and I don't exacta like that. Maybe you're just feeling your oats here, but I could snort like a Man-O-War at some of these puns. I'm not so sure you all are stable.
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                Sounds like someone should be saddled with keeping track.
                • Hay, Greg, I nominate you to keep track. You are so level-headed; alfalfa anyone's bull.
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
                    Unsu...
                     
                    If I get into trouble, who'll bale me out?
                    • Maybe we should draw straws?
                      • You and your loft-y ideas.
                        • Switching fields a bit, the other night I was trying to think of a farm pun to impress a woman I met- but I couldn't come up with one I thought would a tractor.
                          • Forgive my irrigation with you, but why did you feel that you needed to impress her? Maybe you need to overall your expectations. As my friend Boris says, you're goodonov for anyone.
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                              >>> As my friend Boris says, you're goodonov for anyone.

                              If he's Russian, tell him to slow down a bit.

                              >>> Forgive my irrigation with you...

                              Water you trying to tell him? Are you trying to tap into something? Well?

                              As for the farm puns, I see we're still plowiing along, reaping havoc as we sow often do.
                          • > I was trying to think of a farm pun to impress a woman I met- but I couldn't come up with one I thought would a tractor.

                            ow, it hurts

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