So I was at a potluck last night - geeks, all of'em, but I managed to hold my own:
What's a never-ending string of sausage? A Mandelbrot!
What do you call a 4-sided pumpkin pie? Pie R squared!
What's a never-ending string of sausage? A Mandelbrot!
What do you call a 4-sided pumpkin pie? Pie R squared!
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 10:17 AMsounds like people were going off on a tangent.
If anyone asked, did you tell them the proof was in the pudding? -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 3:34 PMOh I think that would've been a calculated risk.... -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 4:12 PMbut isn't that integral to the whole story? -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 6:36 PMSo what do you call a relationship among several integers? A polynomial.
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 8:21 AMI've always wondered how those in such a relationship can keep all their digits straight. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 9:02 AMThey know their days are numbered if they don't. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 11:02 AMWell, if something comes up, count me in! -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 11:27 AMWell Darla, with you and three others, you'd have a quadratic equation! -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 2:10 PMdon't be such a square! i'm no abacus but you can count on me at any geek dinner. nothing like biting the head off a bat! -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 5:54 PMisn't that the root of the problem?
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 10:01 PMI've always heard you shouldn't leave a PC board on a chair because it might byte you in the end!
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Re: Calling all geeks
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 12:16 PMWasn't Snow White's relationship with the seven dwarfs poly-gnome-ial? -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 12:28 PMAHAHA! Good one!
Yep, and when the Prince saved Snow White and broke up the eight of them, you could say they octa-gon -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 3:48 PMI heard she was feeling happy. -
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Sat, December 22, 2007 - 4:52 PMThough she may have felt dopey when it was all over. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 8:40 PMthough she felt a little grumpy when she caught that virus from sneezy, she went to see doc, but felt a little bashfull but was quite happy about the diagnosis
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 2:59 PMIt also broke up their weekly Native American card game, poka-gon, on their back porch: deka-gon. Plus, it put an end to their Amish barn raising: hexa-gon. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 3:23 PMsort of a barn voyage, if you will. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 6:32 PMThey were looking for Darla in there: Barn Nun. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 7:51 AMEven though a barn nun cares for the sacred cows, she wouldn't be able to preside over a barn mitzvah, when the young bulls turn 13. -
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Fri, January 4, 2008 - 5:29 PMWell do I have a cock and bull story for ewe... -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 6:30 PMAnd Darla wouldn't steer us wrong.
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 6:32 PMAs long as the story isn't bull-kaka....
Call me sometime. I'll use the extension out in one of the barn stalls; it's the cacaphony. -
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Re: Calling all geeks
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 11:26 PMI thought cacaphony was what they sold in joke shops. Mostly of the dog variety.
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