Presidential Humour

topic posted Thu, February 22, 2007 - 12:09 PM by  Mad
why do cherry trees stink?

cause george washington cut one!



washington: first in war, first in peace, and last in the national league east.
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Mad
offline Mad
SF Bay Area
  • Re: Presidential Humour

    Thu, February 22, 2007 - 4:10 PM
    Are you Lincoln flatulence to George Washington? Don't be Taft, sir, there is no comp-Harrison. Perhaps you mean only to Polk fun or to Fillmore space? Of course, I Grant you, it's Ford darned sure that I'm having a Hardin time thinking of more puns for this topic.
    • Re: Presidential Humour

      Thu, February 22, 2007 - 5:18 PM
      After reading all these, I'm Bushed. Wilson one help me out? I don't get paid Jackson.
      • Re: Presidential Humour

        Thu, February 22, 2007 - 7:44 PM
        I just found this tribe Teddy, and gotta tellya your humor is Obama-ble. (OK, so he's made his bid, does he count yet?~;) I'm sorry to hear that Greg can't a-Ford to go on, but the least we can do is Grant him his wish. L B J-oking with you again soon, but FDR-awhile - I Reagan I better quit while I'm a head.
        • Re: Presidential Humour

          Sun, February 25, 2007 - 5:56 PM
          You're a head? You know, you can get help for that! Or do you just like to needle others?
          • Re: Presidential Humour

            Mon, February 26, 2007 - 5:35 PM
            Hayes now! Franklin, I'm Bushed on this one, but before I Coolidge, please let me apoligize if I Pierce/d anyone with my needling, lord knows I never wanted to be the Banes of anyone's existence!

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