Money in the bank

topic posted Thu, January 3, 2008 - 11:07 PM by  Nancy
My husband and I have decided to open a special joint savings account to save up for those special 'date nights' at local hotels. Yeah, it's gonna be our little tryst fund............
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Nancy
Seattle
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    Re: Money in the bank

    Fri, January 4, 2008 - 7:43 AM
    Advice to couples who are having trouble conceiving: if at first you don't succeed, tryst, tryst again.
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      Sat, January 5, 2008 - 11:05 AM
      my friend and her husband were trying to have a baby and using all these different fertility products and methods which she confided to me '...are a real pain in the ass.'

      'i think i see your problem.'
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    Re: Money in the bank

    Fri, January 4, 2008 - 6:35 PM
    Just don't check into room 13 in the Bates Motel. You might develop something worse than tryst-kadekaphobia.
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    Sat, January 5, 2008 - 11:49 AM
    But if you spend all your savings on joints, how will you pay for the hotel?
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      Re: Money in the bank

      Sun, January 6, 2008 - 2:30 PM
      They could keep more of their savings for joints by hallucinating about a hotel.

      Either that, or check into the Marcel Marceau Motel; you know, the one with imaginary walls.

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