A Hard Hobbit to Break

topic posted Mon, December 18, 2006 - 7:10 PM by  nicole m
Hey - I hear Sylvester Stallone's next project is the prequel to the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It'll be called Rocky Bilboa.
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nicole m
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    Like real ginko bilboa fruit, that's been smashed on a Washington Square sidewalk, the film will stink like a pack of dog with dysentery.

    "Yo, Pauleeee. What's that on youse shoes?"
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      I heard that Kevin Federline is making a movie about his fame in his post-Britney era. "Gone in 60 seconds".
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        After his Brit breakup, K-Fed will also star in a Hobbit tale's remake: Return of the Bling. The ghost of Art Carney will play the part of Saruman, now known as Sewerman; and Jackie Gleason will play the part of Gimlet, the dwarf bartender.

        Will Smith is planning a sequel to his current blockbuster. This time, it's a story of horseracing, in which he'll be pared with Toby McGuire and and an unkempt Seabiscuit: "The Pursuit of Nappy Horse." It's another uplifting tail.

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