i'm on a roll, just trying to get a rise out of you, if the kneed arises, whats that? oh i didn't say muffin.
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 7:46 AMRight now, i'd say that was the yeast of your worries. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 9:33 AMThat was crumby.
Ripley's Believe it or Not has a picture of a headstone for a guy named John Yeast. It reads, "Pardon me for not rising." -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 12:38 PMTime to ryes and shine. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 12:42 PMClearly, Greg, you have been kissing the Barley Stone. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 1:59 PMActually, I've been loafing.
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 7:01 PMYou barley made it with that one, Darla!
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 10:12 AMThere you go with your rye sense of humor again! -
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 11:31 AMI feel like such a heel.
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 2:20 PMall that french bread gives me a pain
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 2:22 PMpenn(of penn and teller)'s father's sisters run a bakery, and i've got the menu in front of me: it's got the pie rates of penn's aunts. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 2:27 PMGood one. I thought of running a bakery myself but then i realized I don't like getting up early and so therefore, no matter how you slice it, it was a half-baked idea. So instead i am sowing my wild oats. Excuse me now, I've got something in the oven! -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 2:37 PMGeez, throw you guys a crust and you are off! -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 4:22 PMDarla - you had me rolling with that one. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 4:27 PMGreg, are you pie eyed again? -
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 9:23 PMYears ago, when the PayLess store in our area had a bakery, they had a sign up which read, "Our doughnuts are so fresh, we have to slap them!" Now wouldn't that fall flat after awhile? -
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 9:42 PMOh, I don't know, it might appeal to the upper crust.
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 2:33 PMYou forgot to mention that those ladies are talented - but irritable - Frenchwomen, thus the nickname given to the bakery by the locals:
The Cross Aunts
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 4:36 PMi was bred in new york city but i'm just a crumb out here. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 4:59 PMSounds like a slice of life story. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 7:57 PMI'm just planning on loafing around this weekend. How about y'all? -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 8:10 PMSounds like a Holsum way to pass the time. -
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 10:00 AMYep. Just gonna park the ol' buns. -
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 10:10 AMEvery time Blondie's friend tries to bake bread, she ends up with Tootsie rolls! -
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 10:11 AMI've tried and tried, but I just can't pump a nickel!
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 3:32 PMI always knew you were a crusty character!
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 3:35 PMI knew a French Dip once! He was a real dumb guy. Even so, he was French bred! -
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 3:45 PMAnyone who is not familiar with this tribe and reads this thread will be convinced that we're a bunch of croutons. -
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 7:02 PMIsn't that what they sleep on in Japan?
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Sun, February 17, 2008 - 11:29 AMthis thread is giving me a ninegrain headache! -
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Sun, February 17, 2008 - 11:53 AMMaybe you are gluten intolerant. Might want to check on that, although doctors cost a lot of bread these days. -
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 2:12 PMThese puns are coming every naan-osecond. It's hard to post anything in case it's a re-pita of something already posted! -
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 3:31 PMSomeone told me once that Milpitas, CA was the place where they had 1000 little Greek sandwiches scattered all over the road! -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 5:15 PMIf two pitas connect two sides of a chasm, would that be a Span-a-co-pita? -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 6:28 PMWe have something like that here in the SF Bay Area, though I try to avoid it. It's always crowded with bay-gulls. -
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Thu, February 21, 2008 - 9:19 PMI see that when they made you, they broke the mold! -
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 9:16 AMMy mom DID break the mold when she made me, butter heart was in the right place.
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 9:06 PMThat one was all Greek to me! -
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 10:27 AMI do some work as a classroom assistant in a class where students are preparing to take the GED. When we were focusing on geometry and the formula for determining the area of a circle, I went up to the board as the teacher was talking and drew a picture of a pie in a square pan. I wrote a caption that said: Grandma couldn't find any round pans, so all her piRsquared.
The students just sat there looking like, huh? I guess they thought I was writing a problem for them to solve - so the teacher - a good friend who's familiar with my humor - went on to explain the play on words. Now they just think I'm a really wierd old broad. -
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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 6:59 PMFrom what you say, it's evident you're just trying to level the plane field. -
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 9:16 AMThat sounds like Tatoo's favorite M&M's. De Plane! De Plane!
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Sat, March 1, 2008 - 3:44 PMI wrote a story once about a farmer with headaches. When he'd get tired of his work in the field, he'd say, "I'm sick of my grains!"
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