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ahh bakery jokes....

topic posted Fri, February 15, 2008 - 12:54 AM by  snowshine
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i'm on a roll, just trying to get a rise out of you, if the kneed arises, whats that? oh i didn't say muffin.
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snowshine
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  • Re: ahh bakery jokes....

    Sun, February 17, 2008 - 11:29 AM
    this thread is giving me a ninegrain headache!
    • Re: ahh bakery jokes....

      Sun, February 17, 2008 - 11:53 AM
      Maybe you are gluten intolerant. Might want to check on that, although doctors cost a lot of bread these days.
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        Mon, February 18, 2008 - 2:12 PM
        These puns are coming every naan-osecond. It's hard to post anything in case it's a re-pita of something already posted!
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          Mon, February 18, 2008 - 3:31 PM
          Someone told me once that Milpitas, CA was the place where they had 1000 little Greek sandwiches scattered all over the road!
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            Tue, February 19, 2008 - 5:15 PM
            If two pitas connect two sides of a chasm, would that be a Span-a-co-pita?
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              Tue, February 19, 2008 - 9:06 PM
              That one was all Greek to me!
              • Re: ahh bakery jokes....

                Fri, February 22, 2008 - 2:50 PM
                If you didn't get that one, I think you'd biscuit off this thread.
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                  Tue, February 26, 2008 - 10:27 AM
                  I do some work as a classroom assistant in a class where students are preparing to take the GED. When we were focusing on geometry and the formula for determining the area of a circle, I went up to the board as the teacher was talking and drew a picture of a pie in a square pan. I wrote a caption that said: Grandma couldn't find any round pans, so all her piRsquared.

                  The students just sat there looking like, huh? I guess they thought I was writing a problem for them to solve - so the teacher - a good friend who's familiar with my humor - went on to explain the play on words. Now they just think I'm a really wierd old broad.

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