• Greg

  

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  Thu, June 25, 2009 - 12:37 PM

  a hummingbird on caffeine.

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• Duck...

  

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  Thu, June 25, 2009 - 12:52 PM

  Busier than a bee?
  
  As in, Buzzier than a bee… or even bzzzier than a bee…

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• • Darla

    

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    Thu, June 25, 2009 - 5:31 PM

    Not puns, but old faves:
    
    Busier than a one-legged man (or woman) in an ass kicking contest.
    
    Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger (MUCH funnier if you've ever tried to hang wallpaper - TWO arms are not nearly enough!).

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  • • Hannah

      

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      Fri, June 26, 2009 - 8:38 AM

      HA!
      Busier than a three legged cat burying a turd on marble flooring. Or somethign like that.

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  • Duck...

    

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    Mon, June 29, 2009 - 8:38 AM

    Busier than the only hooker at a sausage fest?

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  • • Hannah

      

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      Tue, June 30, 2009 - 12:46 PM

      Busier than a one-armed pimp at a bitch-slapping contest.

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    • Duck...

      

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      Wed, July 1, 2009 - 9:02 AM

      Just in case I'm not the only one who watched The Daily Show last night…
      
      busier than Bernie Madoff's two hands, paying off his hand-job-derivative scheme in prison…

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• Mad

  

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  Tue, June 30, 2009 - 3:49 PM

  ...a cat in a roomful of curtains...a dog in a roomful of rubber balls...a whore on nickle night*...
  
  
  
  
  
  *this last is, not only appalling, but also stolen, if you can believe it, from KnuckleBALLS by phil neikro.

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