So I needed to make copies but our copier wouldn't sort and staple properly. I finally got the job taken care before the end of the day. I guess it's better collate than never.
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 1:53 PMwhy did the copier rock?
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 5:46 PMIt may have been listening to toner music at the time! Something like the Rolling Tones or the Grateful Read! Could have just been taking a trip down Memo-ry Lane!
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 5:47 PMI've never eaten paper jam! Wouldn't it be kind of dry? -
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 7:17 PMI was worried people wouldn't just stick to the fax of the matter.
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 5:42 PMI suspect it didn't have all its basic staples. -
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 5:42 PMAt least the company itself didn't fold! -
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Fri, September 21, 2007 - 5:44 PMI've never watched a cop pee. I suppose it would be unethical. -
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Mon, September 24, 2007 - 8:54 AMI order all the office supplies at my office. I tell people "My job is stationery - it goes nowhere." -
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Mon, September 24, 2007 - 9:56 AMI order supplies all the time, but they never listen. I guess I'm just not much of a staple at the office. -
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Mon, September 24, 2007 - 4:58 PMYou'd better run at a fast clip after that one! -
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Mon, September 24, 2007 - 4:59 PMI tried to teach my pet to use the Xerox machine once. I figured she'd make a good copy cat. -
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Tue, September 25, 2007 - 8:42 AMWe have a Canon copier, which means we have a blast with it. It's actually a fairly "pc" office... there's not a Mac anywhere in it. It's an office full of lawyers, which is a real trial sometimes. -
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Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:01 AMWe wanna make sure we don't get too Kinko on this thread!
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Thu, December 20, 2007 - 2:41 PMspilled my coffee on our copier. the boss didn't believe I was making a col-latte' -
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Sun, December 23, 2007 - 6:05 PMI hope he didn't have an angry toner to his voice. -
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Sun, December 23, 2007 - 6:12 PMI thought i'd beat commuter traffic by taking the laser jet home, but instead of traveling at light speed I was merely fired. -
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Sun, December 23, 2007 - 8:37 PMmaybe it's just the laser of two evils. -
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Sun, December 23, 2007 - 8:50 PMOh, so you're making light of this? -
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Tue, December 25, 2007 - 12:06 PMdo you think everyone here should photon this? -
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Tue, December 25, 2007 - 10:26 PMI never realized phalanges carried so much electricity. You know the saying, "many hands make light work!" -
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Wed, December 26, 2007 - 4:04 PMI missed a couple of posts and now I am completely in the dark. -
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Wed, December 26, 2007 - 4:32 PMYou never know what may develop in a darkroom! -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 12:34 PMSomeone might ask you to lens a hand. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 3:15 PMIt would just be a paper view. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:05 PMThat was kinda mean. I'm sorry, Greg. I'm feeling like such a dim bulb myself. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 9:40 PMYou know what they say, "Some day your prints will come!" -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 7:35 AMThere was a developing story on the news last night. The announcer indicated "Film at 11". -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 9:10 AMYou're trying to distract me. That's no solution. -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 10:35 AMIf I develop during the evening, I charge nitrates. -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 10:39 AMI don't know why we're even discussing this - it's totally black and white. -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 1:23 PMI supposed you could frame the argument in those terms. Everybody, have you picture sides yet? -
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Fri, December 28, 2007 - 1:30 PMDo you have a background in this kind of thing? Or is this just part of your exhibition?
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Sat, December 29, 2007 - 12:32 AMAs long as you're not underdeveloped!
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Sat, December 29, 2007 - 10:47 AMYou've heard of the overnight optometrist, haven't you? It's called Leave Eyes! It also helps if you put your name on the package, which explains why they get so many that say, "Leave Eyes - Jean's".
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Sat, December 29, 2007 - 7:24 AM"There was a developing story on the news last night. The announcer indicated 'Film at 11'."
The story was about a con artist; there was "flim-flam at 11:00...."
A subsequent story was about conflagratory (say that fast, three times) cooking; there was "flambé at 11:00...."
For a closer, there was a feature on Guiness stout; there was "foam at 11:00...."
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Mon, December 31, 2007 - 7:06 AMAfter the news, there was a documentary on Victoria's Secret.: "flimsies at 11:30...." -
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 5:11 PMAfter the news, there was a documentary on Victoria's Secret.: "flimsies at 11:30...."
i heard the boss at victoria's secret was king of the undie world.
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:06 PMNot sure if you realize but excellent food photography is just a flash in the pan. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:08 PMThat's crepe of you to say!! -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:30 PMThat seems like a half-baked reply. How oven are you posting these days? -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:33 PMPlease. Don't start any flambe wars you can't finish.
Half-baked? Hardly. I would say gold - lame. -
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Thu, December 27, 2007 - 4:48 PMYou think this is turning into a pre-heated discussion? -
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Wed, January 2, 2008 - 5:38 PMLet's not get too embroiled in this. -
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 2:49 PMCooking for private detectives, starring Philip Marlowe: Hard Embroiled -
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 3:33 PMNo, you're probably thinking about that written account of an exclusive hunting session with the Vice President: Private Dick.
Or was it the porn film shot in PepBoys: Private Parts?
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 3:43 PMWait - I heard that someone wanted to film the next Cheney hunting trip where the tables are turned: Shooting My Dick Off. -
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 4:08 PMThat idea might just be turned into a Cheney mail.
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Thu, January 3, 2008 - 6:27 PMThey could have a ball doing that!
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