topic posted Sat, December 17, 2005 - 9:32 PM by  Nancy
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
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  • Re: groaners

    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Someone says, in a very small voice, "Nice Tie." He looks around - no one else in the room. As he takes a drink, another little voice says, "Nice shirt." Again, no one else around. The guy looks at the bartender quizzically and the bartender says:

    "It's the peanuts - they're complimentary."
  • Re: groaners

    A spotted owl flies into a bar in Longview. The bartender, coming from a large lumber jack family, many of whom are out of work due to environmental laws, is enraged.

    "Get out of here! We don't like your kind in here on account of what you did to you know who!"

    The Owl cocks it's head to the side and looks at him quiziically.

    • Re: groaners

      Two parrots sat on a perch. One said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
      • Re: groaners

        What did the pancake say to the waffle?

        I'm not impressed.

        • Re: groaners

          Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

          ''I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
          • Re: groaners

            Those were shocking and revolting! They are beyond my capacity to understand. I will resist any more of them. My current emphasis is on positive stories. Wire you doing this? it's so negative. Short stories are better. Especially if they have inductive reasoning. Circuituos ones are long and winding.....

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