Some people sit and cogitate on breakfast--"Cogito Eggo Sum."
Others just vegitate--"I am the eggplant, I am the eggplant ... (who else you think it's a walrus?!)
Others just vegitate--"I am the eggplant, I am the eggplant ... (who else you think it's a walrus?!)
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Sun, October 28, 2007 - 2:08 PMMake mine with eggstra cheese! Otherwise, I'll be bacon your buns in a hurry!
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Mon, October 29, 2007 - 6:47 PMHow many times has your mama told you not to cogitate at the table?!
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Wed, October 31, 2007 - 2:00 PMfoteo ergo sum:
i stink, therefore i am.
[have to give credit for this one to one of my favorite novelists, gerald rosen. the carmen miranda memorial flagpole probably has as many puns as any novel i've ever read. in fact it starts with an oversized J because 'every novel should have a hook.']
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Thu, November 1, 2007 - 12:28 PMAt breakfast, as well as every other meal, I masticate as much as possible. -
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Fri, November 2, 2007 - 3:06 PMHow's your eyesight, you masticator?
Did you see the Orowheat commercials that have been taken off the air? Meet Jack, he's a Master Baker... Can't understand why they took that off the air... -
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Fri, November 2, 2007 - 3:55 PMMaybe he was rising too much! -
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Sat, November 3, 2007 - 5:31 AMDough! More twists to this thread than a pretzel baker in an earthquake....
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Sat, November 3, 2007 - 5:28 AMEyesight? I's a sight for sore eyes, as they say. How 'bout chew?
Master Baker? I thought only women had "something in the oven." -
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Sun, November 4, 2007 - 1:23 PMThen there was Mason, the master bricker. He would lay in a straight line. -
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Re: Twists--try not to shout
Mon, November 12, 2007 - 8:11 PMHis father, too, was a bricker, his mother, trucker.
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