Let's play Post Office!

topic posted Tue, September 2, 2008 - 2:00 PM by  Mad
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why won't hookers sleep with mailmen?

because they're carriers.



why did the hooker tattoo zip codes on her thighs?

because it makes the mail come faster.



not a pun, but one of my favorite jokes:

what does it mean when the flag's at half mast at the post office?

they're hiring!
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