this is from a w.c. fields movie, but i think it's even older than that:
what do a bale of hay and a mouse have in common?
cattle eat it.
what do a bale of hay and a mouse have in common?
cattle eat it.
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Re: Riddle
Mon, January 7, 2008 - 4:52 PMHay, you're going to have to bale out soon with that kind of humor! Feline funny, are we?
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 2:31 PMThe infamous snitch knew he'd be shot if he appeared in court: "tattle be the day that I die."
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Re: Riddle
Sat, January 12, 2008 - 1:06 PMRun your mouse over these ones:
How do you stuff a cow in a car? By using the car's cattle-itic converter.
What is a type of mad cow disease? Cattle-epsy.
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Re: Riddle
Sat, January 12, 2008 - 3:46 PMMaybe it would be better to have a Cattle-ac. -
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Re: Riddle
Mon, January 14, 2008 - 10:47 PMNo, but you might have me cowering in a corner! -
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Re: Riddle
Tue, January 15, 2008 - 11:43 AMI might try the moosaka if you mooved me to! -
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 4:54 PMYou'd better have Elmer over, Elsie'd cry. -
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 5:09 PMElmer's the glue that keeps this all together. -
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 10:14 PMI heard he has Mad Cow disease. I wonder if he got it from one of those California hussies. -
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 10:21 PMI love cows, and the sweet smell of their dairy air. -
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Re: Riddle
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 10:45 PMI have a chapter in my second book called, "Must Be That Dairy Air!" about the time my brother said his teacher looked like a cow.
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